Will Putin have his phallic insecurity tables transported to South Africa on their own plane? Will they get there in time? Does he want to be a big dog again, enough to show up in person and risk arrest? Where is Mrs. Putin? What air defense doin?

CROSSPOOOOOST from my boi u/lusterko at https://kbin.social/m/Ukraine_UA/t/194809. If you are not following that subkbin, you’re missing out on rich veins of raw meme ore. Lusterko is posting like it is his job. Quality Ukraine posting there, he seems to keep it up 24/7. Until kbin.social has an API, let’s support this one by whatever means necessary. I think Lusterko takes hryvnias. EYEBROW/WRY GRIN.

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    Rumor has it the Russians have a cunning strategy to build a table so long it connects Russia to South Africa.

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      Thanks for passing along my message to Shit, Nuke! You da realest. Could this rumored magnificent table act as a hypersonic slide that would take him there without planes or armored trains? Prop up one end on something higher than SA. The Czar is good, the Czar is great, he slides like meat right off your plate.

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        No problem my homie G slice.

        No they just conduct their meeting like normal from across this gigantic ass intercontinental table. Only downside is you have to talk pretty loud if you want the other side to hear you. On the other hand, imagine how many people are going to envy you and be jealous by the size of your table. The West wishes they had tables like this. Military spending is bullshit. Tables are the future.

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          I love how he’s perched on the edge of the huge chair. It makes me deeply happy.

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      I think that would make my year. But what if it were a body double arrested and on the long, slow road to the Hague?