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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

A true dilemma

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A true dilemma

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • The Pantser@lemmy.world
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    What is Google books? I’ll take my money now.

    • funkless_eck
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      1 year ago

      Bing it to find out

  • numberfour002@lemmy.world
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    I wonder if this meme is a low-key advertisement to make people aware that this feature even exists.

    That being said, I’ll pass on the $200 million. Just not worth it to me.

  • kubica@kbin.social
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    You gave me the choice, now don’t back up, where is my money?

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      How do I know you haven’t been binging the Books tab all this time, hmm?

      • drctrl@lemmy.world
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        I find my books in the high seas

  • Haha@lemmy.world
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    Let’s meet in the middle: Give me 500 millions and i wont use it for a week

    • gordon@lemmy.world
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      I’ll one up you. 700 million and I’ll never use it for as long as I live.

      • Haha@lemmy.world
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        But if you use my tactic you can “double it or lose it” for a year and you would have a lot of billions! Its ok its google they can afford it!

    • starman2112
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      Give me a pack of smokes and lunch and I’ll avoid it for the rest of my life

  • FlavoredButtHair@lemmy.world
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    Didn’t know Google had books. Yea I’ll be rich for not using a service I didn’t know existed.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Thatsthejoke.html

    • DogWater@lemmy.world
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      Holy shit you cracked it. How did you figure that out

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    Absolutely not. In fact, I’m going to go check if Google books still exists right now.

  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    For $200M I’ll have to muddle through somehow

  • Pratai@lemmy.ca
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    deleted by creator

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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      Just google search but only books show up in the results

    • PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world
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      Probably a shittier version of zlibrary and libgen that probably costs money

  • SmoothIsFast@lemmy.world
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    Is this what passes for humor now?

  • jelloeater@lemmy.world
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    Ah, I forgot that existed… Money please 🤑

    • hansl@lemmy.world
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      Okay new deal; you get money, but can’t use Google books, but also can’t stop thinking about it.

  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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    i havent used google anything in years.

    Wheres my money?

  • Th4tGuyII@kbin.social
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    I’ve not used Google Books since my student days, I’d honestly forgotten it was a thing haha

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    Down-voted for ‘u’.

    • cosmicrookie@lemmy.world
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      Mii 2

  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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    Perspectives?? Is this just a Photoshop

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      It’s real. I think Perspectives is like “Opinions” or reviews.

  • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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    Wouldn’t take the money.

    • GoosLife@lemmy.world
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      You actually use Google Books? What for?

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        Books

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