drop your childhood stories:
>be me, age 12
>hate showering more than anything
>it feels gross and i hate getting wet
>my mom starts telling me that if i don’t shower every day then i can’t eat dinner
>i want my dindin so i come up with a genius plan
>let the shower run for 10-15 minutes while i sit in the bathroom
>quickly wet my hair with sink
>mom buys it, i get dindin
>after a month she gets suspicious
>realize i have to step up my game
>now i run the shower and rub my arms/neck with hand soap
>also run my hair under the shower so it’s dripping wet and not just moist
>she asks why i haven’t asked her to buy shampoo yet
>come up with final version of my genius plan
>i’ll stand next to the shower, let the water run, rub soap on my whole body and also use shampoo on my hair so it smells like shampoo
>then i’ll rinse off in the sink
>all while the shower runs

i did this for four years until i realized i was just showering on hard mode

  • can
    2·
    11 months ago

    I was already under assumption pronoun tags were visible to everyone. Actually always assumed they were part of a users display name.

      • can
        1·
        11 months ago

        Come to find I don’t see any either I don’t think.

      • can
        1·
        11 months ago

        The ones like hexbear users have?

        • can
          1·
          11 months ago

          Do you see a display name when a lemmy user has one set? I don’t so you can’t use me as an example.

          Have you ever seen a user with an emoji in their name?

      • can
        2·
        11 months ago

        Nothing? Is this a new feature? My instance is still on 0.18.5.