1994: If you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously you’re gonna end up living in a van down by the river!
2024: If you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously you’ll never be able to afford to live in a van down by the river!
2044: if you don’t straighten up and take your mining operation seriously, you’ll never be able to afford middle school.
2064: If you don’t fight in the water wars, you aren’t entitled to your daily rations of water.
2164: If you don’t endure the bottomless despair of unfathomable suffering, you will never be permitted to endure the bottomless despair of somewhat fathomable suffering.
Service guarantees citizenship!!?!
Would you like to know more?
No.
2054: if you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously, you’ll never be able to afford to live
You’re behind on your oxygen bill again. If you don’t pay by next week your nose and mouth will be sown shut.
Kentucky is currently making “unlawful camping” punishable by death now at the hands of the land owners so double check where the bog is
Is there literally any “unowned land” left on the planet?
Depends on what you mean exactly. In many countries including the USA there is land that’s not owned by any private person, but the state. Not claimed by any entity is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terra_nullius
Same thing, effectively. Funny enough that land was grabbed back in the 1600’s based on very flimsy rhetoric about how just claiming land for yourself was a god given right for all human beings and that it would solve all problems by free market principles (which were not yet formalized but would soon be, specifically based on said rhetoric).
We were fucked by hobby philosophers hundreds of years ago. Don’t come tell me a philosophy degree is worthless.
They were gonna do that anyways. The philosophers were just hired as PR men.
Those are called sophists. Today we’d call them lawyers. Or Republicans.
The Sophists were more concerned with being able to convince others that a particular opinion was to be believed, even when they knew it was actually false. Whereas Socrates was concerned only with the truth, even when it wasn’t something he wanted to be true.
As in the landowner can just shoot them right there?
…presuming you’ve asked them to leave and they’ve responded by threatening force or using force against you, and assuming that bill actually passes, yes.
The whole concept of trespassing on " private property" is bullshit anyway.
Sounds cool in some utopian parallel universe, but as long as there are people willing to take advantage of others it’s not going to work in the real world. Imagine putting a lot of work in your garden and some random crazy person puts up a camping tent in it because they don’t believe in private property? Just get out in 5 minutes or I’ll call the cops.
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Presumably they don’t believe anyone should be allowed to own any property.
Private property was always complete bullshit, it’s based on nothing but bad philosophy.
It’s always been like that to one degree or another.
Not quite. Based on what that bill actually says, it’s not legal to shoot you for “unlawful camping” unless they ask you to leave and you respond by threatening violence against them or actually engaging in violence against them.
It’s kinda difficult to defend your case after you’ve been shot dead without any witnesses nearby.
My nephew wants me to move to Tennessee. I’m a gay man that lives in New England. Just for laughs I looked at rents in his area. They are exactly the same as what I am paying now for a 1 bedroom. Not going to happen.
Move to Nicaragua, that’s what I’m doing. Tropical beaches, 1/10th the cost of living. Not actually the warzone American news paints out everywhere else to be…
Sure, but have you considered moving to a holler in Johnson County?
I’d rather be in some dark holler…
Well you’re in luck because I am here to help! You can in fact afford to live in Tennessee, if you can afford to live anywhere, because rents are as low as $200 a month for a crappy trailer in TN!
Just look at this long-ass link from Zillow that shows all the real estate available for rent in TN sorted by lowest price. Rent starts at $200 and a decent apartment is probably at least $450/mo.
I think the $200 a month listing is an empty trailer lot. The listing below it for $360 is definitely a 2br trailer.
The flip side of the coin are people who tell me to “just move” away from my ass-backwards little shithole to a more progressive area. Like sure, I’d love to live in the city, let me just quit my job and reach into my suitcase full of gold bars…
Wait… The free market, capitalism, it was all a lie?
I wish it were all just a nightmare and we could wake up
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“When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that’s what you’re going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England!”
One day, lad, this will all be yours.
City vs. Country
Red vs. Blue
Type A vs. Work to Live
Homed vs. Homeless
White collar vs. Blue collar
Etc
It’s a shame the divide and conquer routine works so well.
Keep the peasants hating and rooting against one another so hard, they never look up at their common enemy. Credit where it’s due, insatiably greedy owner class, you have us dead to rights. You keep us so busy working and hating one another, we’ll never organize against your tiny population of manipulators betraying your own species and turning it into your personal livestock.
How does type A relate to work to live?
Type As are the people that kill themselves at work and show frustration at those that don’t. The annoying true believers of the workplace. They live for “that grind culture,” and in many to most cases, brag about the toll it’s taken on their personal lives if they still have one. Their sense of self is tied to their job.
People who work to live are just that. They don’t derive their sense of self of life’s purpose from their job. They do what they have to for their pay check and leave.
For this, Type As often mock them as lazy, while work to liver’s mock type A’s intensity and values.
Hah, here I was about to say there is some grey area in there, but the reality is that if I didn’t have to work to maintain my standard of living, I fucking wouldn’t
People have become so brainwashed by this ancient fucking industrial age myth of working that they think this shit is still valid hundreds of years later.
As a “work-to-live” person Type As are my natural enemy. If I’ve got a meeting before noon some Type A person is the culprit.
Ah see, as another work-to-liver I try to schedule my meetings before lunch so I can fuck around after lunch.
The annoying true believers of the workplace.
The obedient house slaves. “Stop fighting for your rights, you’ll get us all killed! If you would just be more obedient they might let you live in the big house too!”
Agreed
Ah, I see what you mean. Work to survive makes more sense to me as a term for that than work to live, but to each their own.
But it’s “work to live” not just survive. You spend the rest of the time on living. Whether that’s fishing, hunting, crocheting, watching football, playing games, or something else. Enough money to do what you want to.
Yeah, that’s what we all do, we just work all day then we come home and go hunting, fishing, kayaking, trekking through the desert, that’s how things work, and thank god they do right.
I interpret work to live as the reason I work is to live. That implies working is necessary to live. Which is simply not true in our modern day society. Some people don’t have to work.
I could see how someone could easily misinterpret “work to live” as deriving their sense of self of life’s purpose from their job. That is the opposite of what is meant by it. It is so close semantically to the exact opposite philosophy of “living to work”.
Working to survive, on the other hand, implies that your only there because you are forced to be to survive.
Become the man of the bog. The one who occupies the swamp. Only then are you truly free.
I genuinely believe this is true.
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How much bog would a brog fog hog if a bog frog could hog bog?
snuggle up with Old Greg at night
Essentially the plot of Where the Crawdads Sing
Why is there an HOA in me swamp 🧌
Shrek’s kids moved out so now he has nothing better to do
“At least three feet of water in stagnant dikes at all times. Mosquito abdomen circumference must not exceed 2.5mm”
Texas mosquitos: Unrealistic body standards are ruining our culture.
Listen, show me where to find WFB jobs, and I’m there. Bog life!
Seriously… I’d kill for a WFB job, even a WFF job but no one seems to want to build businesses out in the forest either…
Joking aside, it’s literally why I can’t move out of my HCOL area… The affordable places are affordable because they’re summer homes/winter getaways… There’s no work near them whatsoever. :/
I’ve had WFB jobs for the last decade or so. It’s super nice. You know those meetings where they have way too many people in a conference room and it’s after lunch so you smell everyone’s hot breath while some VP’s jerk each other off? Those are much nicer from the seat of a riding lawn mower with a beer in hand.
That does sound amazing, but unfortunately I’m a worthless factory schmuck so I won’t ever know the joys of a WFH position. I guess a small benefit is that I don’t have to deal with hot breath meetings though lol
Yep. It’s always either take the lower paying job that comes with the lower cost of living, or commit to a horrible commute that will suck the will to live from your body within about 3 weeks just as much as being flat broke does.
Honestly, groceries are pretty much the same price or higher in rural areas and you’ll be spending a lot of money driving around. Might get some cheap rent, though, if you’d rather rely completely on online shipping for anything other than the absolute basic resources than live a life of convenience and opportunity.
I’ve lived in a bog. It’s rather nice, actually
Okay there, Shrek.
They might be one of the Cranberries…
Does that make them a zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie-uh-be-uh-be-uh-be-uh?
I’m a lot more like Shrek
Lived in the forest, same. Most liberating experience of my life. Fuck society.
Checks available listings: Ah yes, bog witch it is
“I live in a bog”
“Which bog?”
“Yes, how did you know?”
Brought to you by the ones who also made the statement “Hey, is that MY air you were breathing there?” :-|
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