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I can’t believe someone captured a photo of Trump exercising. Accidentally, but still. I didn’t know he had it in him to climb a hill!
Understandable, considering he was born on top of the hill, and spent the next eight decades coasting down its slope
Hey-oh!
His own personal Vietnam
Little squirts with each step
It looks like the photo is rotated, he’s actually fallen and he can’t get up.
How do you even get into this position on a golf course? Wouldn’t a ball that went down a ravine be declared lost?
Guarantee he insists on unlimited mulligans, but only for him, because he owns the course, but still isn’t athletic enough to fucking golf.
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I read an article written by someone who has played golf with him. They said he cheats a lot, which is silly because he’s actually pretty good. But he cheats because he’s a cheater, not because he’s not good at the game. Anyone who cheats at golf cheats at everything else too.
Maybe because he gets a thrill from the act of cheating itself, and similarly lying, regardless of whether he benefits from it?
He must’ve actually paid for the ball somehow
This hole is a parfait.
