• @ArbitraryValue
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    454 months ago

    drive backwards

    gas tank refills itself

    Problem, oil companies?

  • @YungOnions
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    154 months ago

    On today’s episode of ‘Bullshit that Never Happened’.

      • Captain Aggravated
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        74 months ago

        I earned my flight instructor certificate at 22 years old. I thought I had a pretty good idea as to how planes fly.

        I went to mechanic school when I was 26, and now I haven’t the foggiest idea how airplanes don’t just fall the fuck apart.

      • @fibojoly
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        54 months ago

        My wife is 40 and still hasn’t passed her licence. Perks of living in a multi-million inhabitants city with convenient public transport and cheap taxis.

        Bit of a culture shock for her to now live in a small country town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

        • @[email protected]
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          23 months ago

          Yea my fiancee is 32 and also doesn’t have her license yet. Hasn’t needed it yet but now that she’s a psychologist she’s gonna need it to commute.

  • MxM111
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    24 months ago

    It’s not his fault that he was driving a rocket car up to that point.