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minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up127·9 months agoMorals of a seagull fucking got me
minus-squareThePyroPython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44arrow-down1·9 months agoSeagulls are vicious and vindictive bastards.
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·9 months agoAn amoral, thieving, all-terrain plaguebearer.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzardlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·9 months agoThe real winged rats. Pigeons are generally nice enough, seagulls will swoop down and steal your whole basket of french fries out of your hands.
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·9 months agoI would never besmirch rats. Rats have compassion and intelligence and humor. If I wanted to compliment a seagull then I would call it a winged rat.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzardlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 months agoI like rats, and I knew I’d rightly get this response. But a NYC rat would definitely steal a whole pizza from you if you gave it the opportunity.
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 months agoRats learn behavior and it’s echoing NYC.
Morals of a seagull fucking got me
Seagulls are vicious and vindictive bastards.
An amoral, thieving, all-terrain plaguebearer.
The real winged rats. Pigeons are generally nice enough, seagulls will swoop down and steal your whole basket of french fries out of your hands.
I would never besmirch rats. Rats have compassion and intelligence and humor. If I wanted to compliment a seagull then I would call it a winged rat.
I like rats, and I knew I’d rightly get this response. But a NYC rat would definitely steal a whole pizza from you if you gave it the opportunity.
Rats learn behavior and it’s echoing NYC.
Seagulls are smart motherfuckers