• bbuez@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    As always

    I too live in a world of theatre, I think my mailman is is in the CIA and is planning a false flag to get me locked up for 3 counts of mail fraud

    • Diplomjodler@feddit.de
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      9 months ago

      The janitor in your office is planning something too! He went undercover for thirty years just to frame you!

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          9 months ago

          Oh yeah, he’s also an actual rat. He’s trained in the CIA robotics labs to pilot a man-sized mecha suit.