• Davel23
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    733 months ago

    Something I learned somewhat recently, Flat Earthers believe all other heavenly bodies are globular. It’s only Earth that is flat.

      • @sloppy_diffuser
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        393 months ago

        Yeah, there are better arguments for a flat earth. I wonder if this could be used to convince the nutters to reduce carbon emissions. #KeepEarthFlat

  • @[email protected]
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    483 months ago

    At first I was like “shouldn’t the be flat Venus?” But then Venus is closer to the sun, so it must be above us. So this makes sense.

  • @[email protected]
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    333 months ago

    Tell flat-earthers that the earth is flat, but wrapped around so that when you leave one edge of the map you re-enter on the other side - like Pac Man but in every direction. And thus the flat earth only looks spherical but is in fact a hollow ball made from a flat sheet.

    Then watch to see if they switch to being hollow-earthers instead lol

    • Kerb
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      thats downright boring next to some of the models they come up with.

      there is a model with a hollow/torus earth,
      were the sun is on the inside, while we are on the outside.

      the sun dips up and down anlong the poles and leaves through the gigant holes in the arctic&antarctic (that nasa covers up)
      which causes the daylight cycle.

      and the sun moving throughout the sky is just an illusion caused by atmospheric lensing

    • @[email protected]
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      23 months ago

      I think it is more of a tiling block system so as you move the edge of the map it the blocks detach from the far side and move in front of you before you reach the edge.

  • Fat Tony
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    253 months ago

    Are we just going to ignore this man can stand on water? Granted, if you’re a flat-earther, the sky is the limit to what you can believe.

  • @[email protected]
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    Falling flat.

    Anyway, is there a border or something there? All that water, and none splashes around.

    • Maven (famous)OP
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      193 months ago

      According to flat earth theory… Antarctica is the border. It’s a giant ice wall that surrounds the edges of the earth and keeps the water in.

      • @[email protected]
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        63 months ago

        Do they believe in global warming? What happens when the ice wall melts? Will Jon Snow be there?

        • @[email protected]
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          53 months ago

          Well, the entire South border of the map has land under the ice.

          The fact that it’s a single point makes this easier.

        • @[email protected]
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          13 months ago

          Antarctic ice is actually expanding, despite global warming. Arctic ice is melting, but flatzoids think that’s in the middle of a flat earth.

  • Dr. Coomer
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    3 months ago

    Please. Send flat earthers to Mars so they can finally shut up about the earth being flat.

    • Decoy321
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      13 months ago

      You get what you pay for, though. Not a lot of amenities. No in-unit washer/dryer, no pool, Internet is probably super slow, no central heating, BYO oxygen. Nice views though!

  • @[email protected]
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    43 months ago

    I think that the vast majority of people out there that say earth is flat are just part of some kind of paid-troll group to start shit with other people.

    What I mean is, I think the vast majority of flat-earthers don’t actually believe what they’re saying.