• mindbleach
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    5 months ago

    If you go for “the loophole,” be careful of backblast.

    • brbposting
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      5 months ago

      I understand nothing. What’s going on in OP/your comment?

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        5 months ago

        It’s a sex joke. Two sponges, a rubber glove, and some lube can aparently make a reasonable at home fleshlight. You take the sponges and place them at each side of the glove wrapping the hole around them to keep it firm before placing it in some tube, say the provided image of a man portable recoilless anti tank missile launcher, and use the lubricant to allow a persons erect member to enter this unholy contraption.

        The idea is that you are between each sponge which gives pressure while the glove provides a slick surface. The m1 rocket launcher provides a sturdy structure to contain it all.

        I am sorry for forcing this knowledge onto you

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          5 months ago

          😆 I’m so glad you didn’t just say “homemade fleshlight“

          Even “think self pleasure” might’ve taken me out of the defense context enough to get it, but perfect 10/10 reply, thanks :)

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          5 months ago

          Your username should be a real product, dispensed freely outside every door.