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  • @[email protected]
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    1511 months ago

    “anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac”

    -George Carlin

  • VanillaGorilla
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    1411 months ago

    Don’t forget the cheaters. They have no life, no honour and they cheat constantly.

  • @Marduk73
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    11 months ago

    My jackass neighbor plays in a corner room with his windows open. Playing some sort of shooter he randomly bursts into loud cussing and ranting. In my easment between houses, i heard it and thought someone was fighting in the front yard. Almost called the cops thinking there was shit going down out front. Then i realized it was jackass playing games. Man he is that dude that you break silence on the mic for so you can make so much fun of him. So god damn annoying in and out of game.

  • southsamurai
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    511 months ago

    Then why is everyone I play with a noob?

  • blanketswithsmallpox
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    11 months ago

    /me playing platformers and yelling at my controller for fucking up realizing it’s normally just me… until you find out OH HEY my B butting IS actually starting to stick. It is my fucking controller again!

    Buy’s his 6th controller in 6 years

    Seriously the the amount of stick drift, flick reverse, and sticky buttons controllers are allowed to have nowadays is ridiculous. I’ve dropped decent cash on higher end pads too and they still suck. PowerA Blue wired is where it’s at.

      • @[email protected]
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        111 months ago

        KB+M games has less rhytmic sequencies when you are to mash buttons to win. Most of the time it’s just slow presses.

    • Sonotsugipaa
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      111 months ago

      Roughly 10 years ago I bought an off-brand Xbox 360 controller, I still occasionally use it for playing Ship Of Harkinian and it works perfectly

      • @borth
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        311 months ago

        Ha! I had an old off brand 360 controller too, and after about 10 years I tried to use it again and it was as hard as a stale loaf of bread that was left out for a week. None of the buttons moved 😂

        • blanketswithsmallpox
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          211 months ago

          Reminds me of the stepson who recently took apart an old MadCatz Gamecube controller. I was telling him it’s probably rusted inside so don’t expect too much. He opens the actual controller and the insides just disintegrated in front of him lol.

          He tried to salvage it for another two hours but that thing ended up right in the garbage can.

  • Archmage Azor
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    411 months ago

    I am in that small minority of people who are worse than everybody

    • @[email protected]
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      311 months ago

      I always tell people that try to send invites after a match that I am not good and if you saw me near the top of any list after a match it was a outlier that probably won’t happen again for at least 50 more matches.