4 panel comic:
1 NPC says: A Lesbian? You just haven’t had the right dick yet
2 person replies: But my gf has a dick
3 NPC with blank look
4 NPC looks angry

  • whoamibro@lemmy.world
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    1. Person replies: are you straight? You just haven’t had the right dick yet

    Doesn’t work if the NPC is female tho

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    Helen launched a thousand ships but somehow people think that it’s dick that’s powerful? Please.

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    Curb Your Enthusiasm theme begins to play

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    So, can anyone explain why the “\” symbol disappears when typed out normally? what do you have to do to make it register?

    • Uvine_Umarylis@partizle.com
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      Markdown formatting, \ is often used as what is called an escape sequence. I don’t knew the rules for lemmy’s markdown, just remember to add 2 \'s

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        with the shrug emoticon you have to use 3

        the underscore is used for text formatting so you have to escape it and the back slash

        2 ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

        3 ¯⁠\\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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          Oh dear. In my client, Connect, the 2 slash version looks right and the 3 slash version has a doubled arm. I suspect it’s not rendering markdown correctly.

          Lemme try:

          ¯⁠\\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

          ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

          Okay idk how to describe this, but those two text strings above are seemingly identical in plain text, but one renders correctly, the other incorrectly in my client. I feel like I’m being gaslit.

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            Liftoff here, 2 is the right number… except in some comments where 3 works too unless it doesn’t 🤷

            2 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - OK (second italics escaped)

            32 20 c2 af [5c 5c] 5f 28 e3 83 84 29 [5c 5f] 2f c2 af 0a

            2 ¯\(ツ)/¯ - unescaped ITALICS

            32 20 c2 af [5c 5c] 5f 28 e3 83 84 29 5f 2f c2 af 0a

            3 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - OK (first italics escaped)

            33 20 c2 af [5c 5c] [5c 5f] 28 e3 83 84 29 5f 2f c2 af 0a

            3 ¯⁠\\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ - doubled

            33 20 c2 af [e2 81 a0] [5c 5c] 5c [e2 81 a0] 5f [e2 81 a0] 28 [e2 81 a0] e3 83 84 [e2 81 a0] 29 [e2 81 a0] 5f [e2 81 a0] 2f [e2 81 a0] c2 af 0a

            0xE281A0 - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_joiner

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              Ah, so there’s a non-printing character in there. It’s weird that the person making a demo to explain it made that mistake.

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      It’s often used to escape a character that would otherwise be interpreted as code. So you should be able to use two in a row to escape the escape. \

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        Lesbian is defined by attraction to women with female parts.you aren’t a lesbian if you are attracted to penises. And if you’re not but in the relationship anyway it sounds like a shitty way to live.

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          Actually the definition is as simple as this: “a woman who is sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to other women; a gay woman.”

          There is absolutely no mention of genitals in there. Also some people are asexual, but can still be in a relationship. You’re just adding boundaries to what a lesbian is that are non-existent.

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          I’m pretty sure a woman has female parts whatever those parts are.

          A woman’s feet.
          A woman’s nose.
          A woman’s penis.

          A lesbian—being attracted to women—could be attracted to any of those parts.

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              No I’m not, and you’re about three levels behind contemporary gender theory.

              “Sex and gender are different!” is some Genderbread Person level understanding that I won’t assent to.

              How we use them in everyday speech is interchangeable.

              Trans women are female.
              Trans women have female bodies and female anatomy.
              Trans women have female endocrine systems.

              I won’t let you set up trans women to be othered.

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                How we use them in everyday speech is interchangeable.

                Except when we need specificity, like in this incredibly stupid argument you’re having (with someone else, I’ll note, not me; I just chimed in to tell you you’re both stupid)

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                  And specifically it’s a woman’s female penis, being engaged sexually by the woman it’s attached to’s lesbian lover. What are you not getting?

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              See it is though. I’ve seen lovely happy couples—both women—where one or both of the women have penises.

              They’re in successful lesbian relationships without your permission or approval.

              They drink gay tea, live gay lives, and gaily care for their gay little cats unaffected one bit by your being wrong about who they are in love with.

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                … I have a question about those gay cats. Did they go to a special breeder to get them?
                Because for the life of me I can’t figure out how that would work.

                Sorry, I don’t mean to make light of your comment. I’m glad to see anyone in a successful relationship, that’s precious enough on its own. Regardless of who you are or what you have.

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                  … I have a question about those gay cats. Did they go to a special breeder to get them?

                  I shouldn’t have to tell you a breeder is the last place they would go.