I was in a high school school physics class and jokingly asked the teacher for an a, and they told me that if they gave me an a they had to give everybody an a, is that what I wanted?
I hesitated for a moment and then said yeah of course I want that yes. Give us all A’s.
I was immediately shouted down by every single other student in the class that it wasn’t fair.
And I was like, you guys know that grades are all fake anyway and this is all b******* right?
Hahaha yeah, humans are weird
Here’s how we can get it to work: everyone gets As but also everyone gets a sticker for each correct answer. Stickers are worthless save the value you give them, the student with most stickers wins nothing except being able to say they have the most stickers.
What??? Grades aren’t fake.
Just like money.
A grade is a representation of the knowledge you have gathered… money isn’t real, George. But you can absolutely judge a person’s sum knowledge. Jesus fucking Christ
Hahahahahahaha omg, I gamed grades all over the place in school. Learning the syllabus is like 20% of the work you do for an entire class. I would test homework assignments to see if the teachers would even read it and there were many times where I could completely hand in just a blank paper digitally and they mark me with a hundred.
In America at the very least grades are a complete joke that stems from an education system that prioritizes memorization and only includes deductive reasoning as an afterthought
You just gamed yourself IMHO…
Improve the humble. Graduated fine, learned everything important, paid well.
My high school classmates agree with you.
How are grades fake? Gpa is a measure by which you gain access to more advanced opportunities.
Are we participating or testing?
How are grades fake?
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schools and individual teachers subjectively choose different grading conventions.
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teachers can be prohibited from failing students by their school policies.
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gpas measure a narrow set of skills like memorization and regurgitation rather than practical knowledge or societal value.
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the school you get into is based on your gpa…as well as your socioeconomic status, your parents, their social network, your arbitrary birthplace, your skin color, and a host of other factors that have nothing to do with your grades.
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After college, nobody pretends grades ever mattered. Get a law clerkship? Commercial pilot training? Writing workshop? Ever have anyone ask what your gpa was or why your gpa was what it was? Nobody has, nobody will because grades are basically horse blinders to subdue children until they live to an age you can plug them into society. Training and experience? Sure. GPA? Nope.
There are so many reasons grades are fake; those are my top o the head ones.
Schools are accredited, as such have a minimum normality to their grading schedules. It’s certainly not perfect, but ap classes and universities know what’s up.
My college required an sat and a gpa to even meaningfully apply, then no one ever asked about my hs grades again.
My first role out of college, as an intern asked for my gpa and many other collegiate activities. Then no one ever asked about my college gpa again.
Future jobs asked about previous jobs and often require a reference and letter of rec, which acts as a grade substitute.
Many industry certs and paths require at minimum a college diploma which requires a minimum gpa to receive.
If you come from a disadvantaged background and have a strong gpa you will have greater college opportunities thanks to that gpa.
The subjectives of societal value and individual teachers are just not relevant.
It’s a proven fact that those with higher degrees earn more over their lifetimes, gpa is just a metric that gatekeeps access to higher opportunities. It’s not the end all be all, but it fucking matters.
Another example, there are AP classes in highschool, and honors and gated upper level course in college that simply won’t accept you if you have a poor gpa. So your access to the best of the best education, (in the case of college, sometimes world leaders on a topic) is literally limited by your ability to demonstrate good grades.
“AP classes and universities know what’s up.”
Okay, but
“no one ever asked about my hs grades again.”
and then
“no one ever asked about my college gpa again.”
Training and experience in the workplace are not a “grade substitute”, they are practical historical indicators of your value in that workplace.
“Many industry certs and paths require at minimum a college diploma which requires a minimum gpa to receive.”
Care to guess what those minimums are? 2.0 is fine kids, get your Cs and coast.
“If you come from a disadvantaged background and have a strong gpa you will have greater college opportunities thanks to that gpa”
Following the misguided assumption about the hypothetical value of which college one attends.
“The subjectives of societal value and individual teachers are just not relevant” - a) if we pretend gpas matter, then obviously the teachers subjectively choosing your grades are relevant. b) if you’re agreeing that grades are irrelevant, then yea, that’s my whole point.
I’d love to hear how you justify someone’s societal value as being irrelevant. Try doctors or service workers. Truck drivers! Please detail how the societal value of truck drivers is irrelevant.
“gpa is just a metric that gatekeeps access” - definitely.
Truck drivers have a test, you have to pass lol. Doctors too.
The point is the grades get you to the next stage.
Edit.the societal value is irrelevant to my point: if you want access to more education, and more opportunities, you need to get the grades.
What the value to society of that opportunity is is not my point.
Truckers have to pass a test that evaluates their training and experience; their high school and university grades don’t matter.
Same with doctors, pilots, and everyone else.
You do not need better grades to receive more education or more opportunities. You need training and experience, or money and privilege.
Again, look at the minimum gpa for the opportunities you’re hypothesizing need good grades. Those minimums are low or nonexistent.
Ask your social circle how many of them received a job offer based on their grades.
Ask them how much their grades have affected their careers.
They might privately feel good or bad about their grades because the educational infrastructure they were strapped into for two decades convinced them as students the marks the schools made up and bequeathed their matriculated have intrinsic value, but those letters or numbers did not influence the shape their life has actually taken or the opportunities available to them.
Lol yes. They pass a test about their current work, which, in hs or college, is what you’re tested on there.
You becoming a doctor with straight Cs? No way.
I’m actually at a pub with my social circle and just asked. It’s anecdotal, and preselected, but they all corroborated grades got them their first job, in addition to extracurriculars and during school internships.
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Yeah well I hope we all make it even more
Coward, I hope we all make it the most!
lmao get loved idiot, get absolutely fucking treasured
Solidarity
Only when it comes to important shit, I get super competitive when the stakes are low
To be fair being competitive for little things can be fun if everyone else is in the same game
yeah well i’m more competitive over pointless stuff
Putting on the They Live! shades is a lot different today then it was back in 1988.
Me too, but someone is totally going to step on your neck the moment you show this sort of weakness.
Kindness is not weakness
Yup. Kindness is usually a good default. However, not responding when your kindness gets exploited is a weakness.
Sooooooooo fucking true.
Also, Kindness =/= Niceness
They can try
