• disguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldEnglish
        19·
        1 year ago

        What if I said we’ll do something about it, knowing full well that we won’t. Now do you believe I’m American?

        • nukeMEnglish
          5·
          1 year ago

          You could always just give me control over everything

          • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldEnglish
            7·
            1 year ago

            “Well, we” hold on “we may need to” I said hold on! “excuse me for a minute, would you?”

            mumbles “Got it.”

            “So the republicans would like to know how many Rubles you’ll pay.”

            • nukeMEnglish
              5·
              1 year ago

              I’ve already started nuking Moscow. I hope that answers your question 👍

      • Artyom@lemm.eeEnglish
        101·
        1 year ago

        Congress is the tiny foreskin on the extremely large shaft. Is that the non-credible enough for you?

        • nukeMEnglish
          9·
          1 year ago

          Please go on about this extremely large shaft