• disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        What if I said we’ll do something about it, knowing full well that we won’t. Now do you believe I’m American?

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          8 months ago

          You could always just give me control over everything

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            8 months ago

            “Well, we” hold on “we may need to” I said hold on! “excuse me for a minute, would you?”

            mumbles “Got it.”

            “So the republicans would like to know how many Rubles you’ll pay.”

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              8 months ago

              I’ve already started nuking Moscow. I hope that answers your question 👍

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        8 months ago

        Congress is the tiny foreskin on the extremely large shaft. Is that the non-credible enough for you?

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          8 months ago

          Please go on about this extremely large shaft