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Dude always looks like they poisoned him 10 years ago and give him the antidote everyday as long as he shows up to play Command and Conquer: Red Alert. (Hint: he’s always getting his ass kicked)
“Wait… I thought I was taking a class in defensing?” “No, no, my friend. It’s defenestration!”
Dead man walking
He will be fine as long as he stays far away from any windows, cups of tea, moving vehicles, suspicious looking umbrellas, boats, planes or anything soft and furry.
Or trains. He’s luggage rack sized, he could be squished into a handbag until no longer convenient. Or tossed out. I saw it in a British documentary.
About to drink some tea I presume.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
