sh.itjust.works
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

How big is this dog?

slrpnk.net

message-square
15
link
fedilink
617

How big is this dog?

slrpnk.net

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
message-square
15
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • bostonbananarama@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    36
    ·
    1 year ago

    Neighbor: Why does this dog eat so much corn!?!

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      Corn? I don’t reMEMBAH eating any corn!

  • x4740N@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    19
    ·
    1 year ago

    What you want to do is get one that is more roughly shaped but still recognisable as a paw print and have the paw part be made of a soft material that hard enough to leave paw prints in dort but inconsistentently so the paw prints in the dirt aren’t perfectly uniform

    It would also be better to have the paw part be casted from a real dog paw

    • brbposting
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      1 year ago

      Are there really people who don’t have authentic paw casts for this?

      Mounted four of mine on one of these:

  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    1 year ago

    Lol I do this, but instead of footprints I poop

    • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      1 year ago

      I think they meant, that they also pooped, since the neighbor was ranting about the poop ( it must have been a dog in their logic, because of the dog footprints )

      • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        1 year ago

        Oh man, I seriously missed that and thought I was being clever lol.

        Sonofa

        • Corkyskog
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          1 year ago

          It’s okay, I thought you meant that you were turning the poop into footprints, which was disturbing to imagine.

          • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            1 year ago

            That… Uh, that is what I meant! Yeah!

  • doingthestuff@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    1 year ago

    Neighbor: this dog really needs to see a vet. It’s like he’s living on beer and beans!

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    1 year ago

    Fun fact, those famous Bigfoot foot prints? Yep it was sure hoax and this is how they did it.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      1 year ago

      Well the turds they left match a Bigfoot, so I choose to believe

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 year ago

      Those must’ve been some giant flip-flops.

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    1 year ago

    Next up: The cat box.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLwxKmor-xo

    • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      https://www.piped.video/watch?v=HLwxKmor-xo

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 3.68K users / day
  • 9.87K users / week
  • 16.2K users / month
  • 31.7K users / 6 months
  • 1.45K local subscribers
  • 31.9K subscribers
  • 15.3K Posts
  • 352K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org