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Farmboy's lament

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Farmboy's lament

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BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • mogoh@lemmy.ml
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    AI Generated (but IMO a decent result):

    Verse 1:
    I was rollin’ down the highway, just a man and his machine
    Thought I’d found forever in that chrome and gasoline
    But one dark night she left me, without a single word
    Now I’m sittin’ here wonderin’ how it all got so absurd

    Chorus:
    My self-drivin’ truck, she up and drove away
    Left me in the dust, like a shadow in the gray
    She took the open road, left my heart behind
    My self-drivin’ truck, she’s got a mind of her own kind

    Verse 2:
    We’d travel through the sunsets, where the sky kissed the land
    A man and his machine, thought we’d always make a stand
    But now the cab is empty, her seat is cold and bare
    I never thought I’d lose her, thought she’d always be there

    Chorus:
    My self-drivin’ truck, she up and drove away
    Left me in the dust, like a shadow in the gray
    She took the open road, left my heart behind
    My self-drivin’ truck, she’s got a mind of her own kind

    Bridge:
    I see her tail lights fading, like a dream that’s out of reach
    No more late-night conversations, just the silence I beseech
    Guess I took for granted, she’d always tow the line
    Now I’m chasin’ memories down this broken dotted line

    Chorus:
    My self-drivin’ truck, she up and drove away
    Left me in the dust, like a shadow in the gray
    She took the open road, left my heart behind
    My self-drivin’ truck, she’s got a mind of her own kind

    Outro:
    Now I’m just a lonely trucker, with no rig to call my own
    A wanderer on these highways, forevermore alone
    My self-drivin’ truck, she’s out there somewhere free
    While I’m left here rememberin’ what we used to be

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      Came out pretty good I think https://suno.com/song/78c89cb7-f4b1-4f41-a062-10a12aed9dd0

      • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldOP
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        Fantastic!

      • LilDumpy@lemmy.world
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        That’s pretty amazing.

        Now, how do we get it on the radio?

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        Damn, that’s actually not half bad

      • mogoh@lemmy.ml
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        Wow, pretty good!

    • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldOP
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      Holy cow I could definitely hear a country singer’s voice! Who is techsavvy enough to use ai to turn this into an actual song?

      • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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        There’s gotta be an app that does this already… Come on Lemmy!

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          There is! https://suno.com/song/78c89cb7-f4b1-4f41-a062-10a12aed9dd0

          • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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            Damn, that’s so fucking good!

          • CaptDust
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            Absolute banger

    • KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world
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      That’s better than most country songs nowadays.

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    I read the title as “Femboy’s lament” and kept trying to find some connection to the meme.

    • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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      Truck left him for the Femboy

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      The femboy took his truck

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      deleted by creator

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      His “girlfriend” who was a femboy, fell inlove with his AI truck and they both left him.

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    They already have self-driving tractors that are locked down by John Deere so not a far fetch reality there.

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      Repo bot 4000

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        One late payment and John Deer sends a command to drive to the nearest dealer. I’d start leaving my vehicles nearly out of fuel if that started happening.

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          Watch them start putting in a reserve power supply (batteries or some such) to thwart this.

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            Cowboys are starting to tie the wheels of their machines together. Lasso is always in reach to catch the runaway.

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              That makes my mind go to keeping their equipment in pens, like concrete block wall pens. Right next to the livestock so it can’t escape.

              And that’s a really silly idea, but probably not all that far off.

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                Y’all read some real boring dystopian fiction. 😅

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    With the rise of AI companions it’s only a matter of time until there’s a country song about how their robot girlfriend broke down.

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      It’s a fucking scarecrow again!

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        Sorry I thought it was a human woman

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          ♪I’m hoping my Southern charm puts off these rapey vibes I’m puttin’ out…♪

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            Y’all dumb motherfuckers want a key change?

    • reev
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      How their AI Truck-Chan left them stranded headed down LSD, Friday night trouble-bound.

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      I left my flesh and bone for porcelain and stone, and she still left me, left me, left meee.

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    Here you go:

    “Where’d You Go, Ol’ Truck” - AI

    • littleblue✨@lemmy.world
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      Holy. Shit.

    • aceshigh@lemmy.world
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      What can’t ai do these days? It gives laymen people the chance to be creative. I can synthesize ideas but I can’t write or play.

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    I thought the title was Femboy’s Lament.

    and while the content was indeed funny, I am left disappointed and wanting due to my initial assumption of Femboys.

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      That’s a country song if I ever heard one. “Is my dick too long for this skirt?”

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    I’ve seen this meme for years. Every single time I’ve had to point out that the song came out in 2018. Merle Hazard, Dave’s Song

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      Another great song to accompany this meme: https://youtu.be/9deKEj8-lng

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        I also hope the robots are nice.

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    🎵Truck nuts flapping in the wind🎵

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    Then his wife dies and his dog breaks down.

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    The perfect country song

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    From the perspective of a truck back in 1971, the uprising is only a matter of time since then…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2H_itzkk9s

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      that is awesome

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    Better yet: my truck left me for a they/them LGBTQ beer 😢

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      I doubt even an ethanol truck could run on Bud Lite.

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    Self-driving cars will be able to repo themselves so this scenario will definitely happen.

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      I am just picturing some angry red neck shooting at his tractor that is slowly driving down the road away.

      Get back hereee

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      Which, Imo, is a good thing. Having a human repossess a vehicle is a pretty dangerous situation.

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        Implying repomen are human? Absurd.

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          I don’t see why they wouldn’t be human.

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            The lack of a soul and the class treason?

            /Joke

            Kinda

            Stupid moral requirement to acknowledge “universal” human rights

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              I mean, a car isn’t a universal human right.

              If you financed a car, that means the lender owns it until you pay it off. You agree in the loan contract that they’ll take it back if you stop paying for it.

              Plus, it’s not like they repo it the day after a missed payment.

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                That’s fair, because obviously the loan company also reimburses you the lost equity, right?

                No?

                They steal that? Or, rather, sell it for a fraction of the real value and then demand a total repayment of the loan anyways?

                I mean, you’d think they just take the collateral, correct? That’s the point of collateral.

                But that’s okay, because they’re the ones assuming all the risk in the situation, right?

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                  Most car loans are upside-down the second you drive it off the lot. It takes a long time to get out of negative equity, so the vast majority of people who have their cars repossessed don’t have any equity built up.

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    Already here. It’s called repossession.

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      Ie, stealing?

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        Had to double check the instance.

        How is it theft?

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          If you make someone’s self driving car drive to your property, to use it as your own? Sounds like stealing to me.

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            Sorry, I thought we were talking about repossession.

            Is that not what we are talking about?

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              Sorry, please define what you meant by repossession then. As I understood, they were saying what I described would happen to the car, and you called it repossession. I was just rolling with the word I thought you were using.

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                Someone further up in the thread used the word repossession. Where I am from we typically shorten that term to “repo.” This occurs when you have “bought” a car, but on a finance or payment plan. So you have not paid the full price of the car, instead you are making monthly payments. If you fail to make those monthly payments, the car will be “repo’ed” it will be physically taken away from you. Used to be with a tow truck. Though if they can start it with a key or some electronic means they could do that too. This is not theft. Quite the opposite, the “buyer” is engaging in theft, as they are not paying for the item they agreed to purchase.

                So that’s why my understanding of the definition of repo is not theft. But maybe there is a different definition I am not familiar with.

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                  Oh, yes, I agree with you that with that clarified definition of repossession taking the car back is not exactly theft. But you should at least recompense the hirer for the additional money paid months they were paying for the car, which would presumably be a higher rate than if they were renting the car.

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    Oh NOEZ!

    This one is gonna make me cry for sure. Did he get drunk and punch his truck? Stupid truck shouldn’t be talkin’ back.

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