• @QuacksalberEnglish
    6•6 days ago

    Nooo, war with China would be horrible. The chip supply would completely collapse, and then what device will you use to visit NCD?

    • nukeMEnglish
      3•6 days ago

      Cool Ranch Doritos are going to be a big loss for me, but I’m really more of a Flamin Hot Cheetos kinda person anyway

  • dactylothecaEnglish
    45•7 days ago

    I wish Russia would just get it over with and start lobbing those nukes around like they fucking keep promising to.

    GIVE ME NUCLEAR HELLFIRE

    Edit: 1 downvote = 1 nuke, AMEN!!! Edit 2 – Revenge of the Edit: 1 upvote = 1 nuke, AMEN!!!

    • @[email protected]English
      25•7 days ago

      It’s a florks cow comic. So about 30% of the time you’ll have absolutely no fucking idea what it means and never get an explanation

    • dactylothecaEnglish
      22•7 days ago

      That was my thought as well but I couldn’t find anything except this meme when I searched for the individual lines. Definitely has a very metal lyrics-y feel to it

  • mozz
    14•7 days ago

    …

    They punched my button, pulled my covers
    Blew my cool, ruint my ruse
    They’ve rehabilitated this boy
    Cut this motherfucker loose

    The fish that nibbles on the wishing
    Let him off his heavy rod
    The gowned gavel-bangers fishing
    Cut them loose from playing God.

    Back off Johnson, back off peace freaks
    From vendettas, from Vietnam
    Cut loose the squares, cut loose the hippies
    Cut loose the doves, cut loose the bomb.

    You, the finger on the trigger
    You, the hand that weaves the noose
    You hold the blade of brutal freedom—
    Cut all the motherfuckers loose.

    -Ken Kesey

    (Also, while searching for it, I found Ken Kesey’s jail journals for sale, used, at walmart.com for thirteen hundred dollars. When I clicked on the search result to see them, they were gone.)