Trade offer meme

I receive: Stupid prompts that can be fun to draw and post without CP, small fandoms I don’t know, bigotry and shit we don’t want on Lemmy

You receive: Arts based on your promts drawn by a russian alcoholic, b\w, 200x200px, with a mouse, eternally posted on the lemmyverse under your prompt

ED: I’m too sleepy-eepy so I’d continue tomorrow.

ED: Slowly working on my backlog. I’ve not thought there would be more than 3-5 anons seeing that thread, lol.

ED: Seems like I resolved all recs. Thank you all. That was fun.

    • andrew_bidlawOP
      58·
      5 months ago

      Cano being overwhelmed by billions of realities where they are happy even if they don’t notice that.

      Being happy for a depressed person is hard, and that realization made me love, kiss, slopy-style, the name IDLES gave to their most popular album: Joy as an act of Resistance. Idk your taste, but maybe these UK punks can make you feel seen at least.

        • andrew_bidlawOP
          7·
          5 months ago

          That’s a valid question. I’d come to it right after I figure out how these hands work. Our written history knows wars started for even less significant reasons, so I’m pretty damn serious.

      • Cano@lemm.ee
        3·
        5 months ago

        Thank you for the drawing! I’ll check that band out later

        • andrew_bidlawOP
          2·
          5 months ago

          Many of their songs aren’t light and touch topics like toxic masculinity, violence, hatred, burnout, but there’s one I find very fitting.

          If someone talks to you

          The way you do to you

          I’d put their teeth through

          Love yourself!

          IDLES - Television

  • Wofls@feddit.org
    29·
    5 months ago

    A dumped nuclear reactor core in a wasteland next to a dead tree. And there’s a goat standing on top of the reactor of course

    • andrew_bidlawOP
      42·
      5 months ago

      Our Ma said we aren’t allowed around these places.

      It’s so warm, it’s welcoming. Why don’t you step closer and touch it yourself?

      (I’m not that clever to draw a reactor right)

    • andrew_bidlawOP
      47·
      5 months ago

      That’s a magical mega stick that buffs your STR. It’s magic is in adjusting to your journey, not making it too easy, but challenging and enjoyable.

  • brown567
    21·
    5 months ago

    A sentient hat wearing another (inanimate, but quite dapper) hat

    • andrew_bidlawOP
      42·
      5 months ago

      Do slaves really want to be free or their vision is distorted to the point their dream is to be a slaver?

    • andrew_bidlawOP
      31·
      5 months ago

      It’s hard to pick the right ammo type to obliterate humans. It needs some testing on live targets.

  • ted
    16·
    5 months ago

    Russian alcoholic drawing on lemmy

    • andrew_bidlawOP
      11·
      5 months ago

      Building a city from LEGO wasn’t a good idea. These little plugs hurt. Why I’m not allowed to smash humans? Crushing them causes a funny fart-like sound. But no, I’m jailed to these stupid simulations.

    • andrew_bidlawOP
      10·
      5 months ago

      My hairs are greasy AF right now. Hope that wouldn’t show up on the picture.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
    71·
    5 months ago

    I love this thread, my insane Russian friend!

    My prompt: The God of Lemmy

    (I need to know who to sacrifice to.)

    • andrew_bidlawOP
      2·
      5 months ago

      That’s a tough cookie.

      Without an unnecessary dive into the history of studying living bodies’ interconnectiveness and telepathic conversations that could take us into some dark places, I want to tell you about a little pet shop right around the corner. Organized like a small and comfy co-op, they are giving off pet mice to everyone interested. They do so for free, but before they give it to you, they make you know the rules, and they are as follows:

      1. Everyone can adopt their own Lemmy and pet someone’s else.
      2. Someone, even a stranger, can feed them and make them thrive, and that’s the only right way to control them.
      3. No one can stop them from eventually congregating, staying on their two feet and sharing thought in someone’s backyard.

      (The untold forth rule is killing one exact mouse on sight, but that’s probably obvious.)

      The sacrifice though is time. Just like their meowing arch enemies, they want your attention and care on their own terms, terms sometimes defined by other mice in their hivemind. That may be confusing at first, but this pet demigod would show you the way how to nail it.

    • andrew_bidlawOP
      2·
      5 months ago

      Janus the Two-Faced tries to find a bridge between British and American English.

    • andrew_bidlawOP
      6·
      5 months ago

      It’s so fast I couldn’t picture him, but I accidentally shot their manling Matt who struggles to catch up to them on his bike. As told by Sun Tzi in his ‘Art of Race’, you shall never give a goose a unicycle.