She uses my garbage can as a perch thejust in time for me to seriously want to dipose of something

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    The cat has needs, but refuses to communicate them without first performing an elaborate bee-style ritual dance/scream-off

    E.g. if she wants to drink from the faucet, I have to stand there while she circles and jumps from countertop to countertop for 5 minutes. If I turn on the faucet in advance she will get annoyed at being rushed and reset the entire QuickTime event

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    My cat loves to be a bongo, there is nothing in the world he loves so much as to have his bum bomped. So rather than lie in my lap or rub his cheek against my hand when he wants attention, he sticks his butt in my face instead. If my face is inaccessible, he makes sure his butt is by my hand or arm so he’s constantly in the way if I’m on the computer or working with my hands. If he’s near me his butt is pointed towards me. He’s a handsome boy so it’d be nice to see the other side of him sometimes.

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      We discovered the bongo technique about two years ago, I genuinely can’t remember how we gave her attention before that, for now there is only bongos.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Our 17 year old cat (who we’ve had since she was 18 months old) has never had any interest in wet cat food. At best she would lick it the gravy off then walk away. We recently adopted a 4yo who had gotten used to getting wet food in the morning while he was living with a foster.

    Now 17yo lady comes to beg for wet food every morning and won’t leave me alone about it. So the wet food gets split between them - he gets briefly shut in a room with his half and she gets to lick her plate in peace. Then 5 minutes later I let him out to come eat the food I gave her.

    If she weren’t old and suffering kidney disease I might not be so inclined to humor her.

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    One wants to be petted 25h/day. That would be fine but there’s a catch: it must be in a specific corner of the house. So she asks me to be petted, then as I move my hand to pet her she runs to that corner, and the cycle repeats until I go there.

    The other likes to sleep inside a blanket folded as it was a pocket. She undoes the “pocket” every time that she wakes up, and when she’s back I need to refold it, lift one of the sides of the blanket, wait for her milk dance, gently tap her butt as if saying “go, go”, then she gets in.

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    I had a cat years ago that apparently thought he was ‘helping’ me by gently removing my glasses by biting the hinge and slowly pulling them off of me. I never could fully break him of that habit either, I just had to make sure he never got close to my face whenever I’d pet him.

    Silly kitty! 😹

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    She sometimes steals a hair tie from my room, brings it to me, and screams until I take it. It’s usually mangled, soaked in spit, and not something I’d want to use, but she’s got the spirit if not the brain cells.

    She’s half-orange, which I thought would make her half as stupid, but she’s full stupid half the time instead.

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    I know all cats like to get under your feet but mine is an absolute jedi master at knowing exactly where to be to inconvenience you the most. I don’t know how she does it. She just knows exactly where I’m going to go so she can be directly in the way. You’d think she’d learn after being accidentally kicked a few times but nope.

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        Yeah I’m potentially moving abroad next year and will have to find a home for her, and I’m cautious to give her to certain people for that reason.

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          LOT. When cats do this “messing around your feet stuff”, instead of normal walking, sort of drag your feet.

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    I had a cat that used to yank all the books off the bottom of the bookshelves, not because he wanted to sit there, just because.

    He also used to bang the bottom kitchen cupboards over and over again with his paw just because.

    He hated whistling. If you whistled, he would scream at you to stop, and if you didn’t, he would bite your face.

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    My cat is a fluffy bastard. He likes to lay in dirt with debris of sorts. Pollen, seeds, twigs, flowers, bits of loose moss… the leftover stuff after spring. And so he and his fluffy coat come in and leave a trail of the stuff wherever he goes. I spent time brushing it out, only for him to gather it up again the followibg day. He is a walking swiffer.

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    When I stand up to stretch after sitting for a while, he will jump on my char and lay over it.

    I have almost sat on him a few times.

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    There was a room in my parents house we would close off before leaving. Somehow our cat would always hide somewhere in that room moments before we had to leave and refuse to come out.

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    One of my cats will come and yell at me to demand food. He will sit next to me while I am working and meow constantly, in the saddest most pathetic way possible. Eventually I will get up and come downstairs with him, we go into the kitchen where his food bowl is. The food bowl has loads of food in it, he hasn’t checked, he’s just assumed that there won’t be any, and has come to complain.

    He does this all the time.

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      He might just want you in the room when he starts to eat, it’s always nicer to eat with company

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    • Wakes me up some time between 2:00 and 5:00
    • Goes under/behind the heavy furniture to throw up (or else, on my bed)
    • Doesn’t eat her food, but cries for more food
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      If cats can see the bottom of the food bowl, they think it’s empty. Shake it even and they’ll eat more.