That’s how you know your empire building is going GREAT. IT’S FINE. WE DON’T NEED KURSK.

  • NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I can just imagine some of the conversations.

    Hot girl from Kursk: omg I can’t believe the Ukrainians are invading us, have any soldiers come to your town to protect you?

    Russian guy: oh no, there’s no one here. But my buddy 3 towns over says they sent 4 soldiers. So when we gonna fuck?

    Hot girl has left the chat.

    Russian guy: damn, I should have waited longer to ask to fuck