“Excerpt from the Kamasaura, an ancient reptilian text on sexuality, eroticism and emotional fulfillment.”
Aah right, Kamasaurus Sex, my favourite!
“I got into paleantology to study animal bones”
“Rearranging the bones took all weekend, but it was worth it to see the looks on all your faces. By the way, I quit.”
Yeah furry porn is more lucrative but the community for dino fucking isn’t as extinct as they are.
What’s the science these days about how furry dinosaurs actually were?
Furries weren’t invented yet when the dinosaurs were still alive.
…are birds considered furries? but like they’re not scalies either…
Everything I know about dinosaur fur I learned from the Tim Meadows sketch on I Think You Should Leave:
Fuck! I should’ve been Barney!
How?
Could’ve been like Barney’s hair. Hey look at me, I’m Barney. Like Barney’s hair.
Barney doesn’t have hair.
Will you shut the fuck up, he’s like a cloth! Cloth is hairs, just little tiny hairs. Even his mouth has little hairs. I mean it’s cloth, cloth is little hairs!
I’m waiting for the animated version
Before dogs evolved, it was called dino-style
So we’re pretty sure multi-ton animals had sex carefully.
Dino Sutra
Ah!
Kamasaurus wins
fuck
*Stegosaurus not pictured
I love dinosaur bones
Prehistoric bone study
Die doing what you love.
Wanna bone?
It was a night like this forty million years ago 🎵
“Boning”, black and white print 1996
