I love that the first sperm analogy he can think of involves drinking a cup of it - kinks out no shame! - but my favorite part is when he forgets the number ‘43’ over the course of eight words and writes ‘47’ instead.
Truly an opinion worth considering.
His analogy also implies that the prime baby making age is <1 month
Well… He probably is a Republican, so…
That’s an LLM-level mistake.
As if we’ll believe, as it claims, that this has been posted ‘From Earth’.
He got poisoned by old semen. In the other sentence he is already fighting the poison!
Sean Collins drinks semen confirmed 💦🫦
Sean Collins only drinks sperm from men under 46 years old
Don’t try to tell him you’re younger than you are, he’s gonna taste the difference and call you out
cartoon tasting noises
eyes narrow in suspicion
“thirty… FOUR! Liar.”
Sean collins drinks sperm from underaged men? Does he deny it?
GOD DAMMIT I aged out.
No bartender. I asked for a TOM Collins.
Yeah but to be fair to Sean, only if it’s relatively fresh. Bet he hangs out around middle schools.
But only fresh semen, apparently.
fellas, is it gay to be this obsessed with another man’s cum?
It seems really gay to be that obsessed with anyone’s cum.
Which is fine, but tweeting about it as if it’s a dig at someone else is just weird
“Lemme suck your dick, Tim! What are you hiding from the people?!”
Just say “no homo” before sucking then it’s only friendly fellatio between best buddies.
I’m gay but I don’t think about gay sex or cum as much the average Republican appears to.
Especially with drinking it!
…does he drink 18 year old dairy milk?
Or semen, for that matter.
Wait, is the semen itself 18 years old, or did it cum out of an 18 year old boy?
tbf i don’t think any sort of milk makes that better, be that almond or soy or oat
I doubt that after 18 years there would be any liquid left in there. You could maybe eat it, but drinking no.
Remind me again, Baron Trump is how old?
Baron - 18 years old
Trump - 78 years old
Sean Collin’s Trump Nut Dairy Treat - 60 years old
Over 18 and part of daddy’s campaign stuff now, so actually fair game for commentary, as opposed to Walz’s minor son.
GQPers really only know projection and the “I’m rubber you’re glue” argument. Beyond frustrating.
I was going to say that Barron still isn’t fair game, but…
part of daddy’s campaign stuff now
Well that’s sad. I was hoping he could break free from the influence.
It seemed like Melania was trying to keep him out
Fred Trump had Donald at 41. Once again these clowns shine the spotlight on themselves
Donnie had Barron at sixty, didn’t he?
Until Jerry Springer announces it I’d say ‘allegedly’
Jerry springer is dead he ain’t announcing shit lol
Might have to bring Maury Povich back to read those DNA results.
C’mon, Barron is a dead ringer for Trump.
43 years. That’s not nearly as many as the 60 years between Donald Trump and his son Barron. Or the 48 years between Donald and Tiffany.
HE DRINKS SEMEN!
THERE’S NO WAY HE WOULD’VE SAID THAT UNLESS HE DRINKS SEMEN!
Is there a community for Garrison cum edits?
These are like the only thing I miss from reddit.
I’m going to assume this guy is also one of those people who are gleefully walking around showing off a little jar labeled as holding Vance’s cum.
I usually don’t like kink-shaming people. But these bigoted assholes deserve it. And yes, this analogy of semen to dairy milk is really fucking weird.
one of those people who are gleefully walking around showing off a little jar labeled as holding Vance’s cum.
Hold up. What?
They’re weird. 🤷♂️
Sometimes you just need a tasty treat for the road, y’know?
Jesus. How many people bought couches from this guy?
Donald Trump is 78 and Barron Trump turned 18 this year.
They really don’t have anything, do they?
60 year old semen has aged like a fine wine, 47 (or 43 I’m not sure, the math is whack) year old semen is just gross and not demure at all.
Why does Sean Collins care about other men’s semen?
Rhetorical question, right?
I dunno but sounds like he’s a real expert. Can someone please post his address? I’d like to send him some so he can tell me if it’s still any good. I’m starting to get a little older. I’m sure we could all send him some samples via post.
So…25 year old milk is ok…? When’s the cut-off?
Maybe that’s why Republicans aim so young. Theyre weird
Very weird
That’s not just weird. That’s a whole 'nother f****** level of weird.
Drinking semen?
If it was 18 years old would you drink dairy milk?
Do they not know basic human anatomy? The sperm weren’t 47 years old anyway…
It’s not just confusing they’re literally confused.
I just hope his reproduction efforts are stiffled by him forcing his wife to drink his old sperm until she gets pregnant
Oh she’ll get pregnant alright, it just won’t be his…
What if it was 18 days? I also wouldn’t drink it. Weird as hell.
Only a closeted republican would ever dream of comparing semen with milk.
and also talk about drinking it
Well how else is he gonna get pregnant?!
This is why we need sex education in schools. These fucking idiots think you get pregnant drinking semen
Or possibly by drinking milk
Who the hell are these people? Like… What rocks do they crawl out under and then voice their opinions on the internet?
Conservatives. They are just conservatives. Dumb as fuck. And conservative.
Conservative = dumb.
These people believe in jesus and the whole mary thing.
Fair point. Haha
I think that his point is that he would drink Tim’s semen if it was fresher?
only if it’s from a sexy ass Tim in his 20s. this dude only likes young fresh cum.
