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    There’s a part in a discworld book about a creator “god” obsessed with making beetles lol.

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    you know we can swear on the internet right? we all know it says fucking.

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    What the f🦆ck

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    Everyone freaking out over censoring fuck when there a beetle that looks like a giraffe out there.

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    Honestly a more theologically consistent explanation of God than whatever the fuck organised religion has been up to for the past 5000 years

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      Maybe it’s not about humans and never has been. Maybe by the time the gods realized how much of an issue humans were, we were already too widespread for them to destroy us without either running out of mana or ruining earth for everything.

      Maybe the cancer is a god’s plan, but it’s not working well enough.

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    All cancer is toxin exposure. The cure has been known for a long time, no toxin exposure.

    Butt…families of cancer victims vote for pollution and smoke, etc.

    Lost a family member to cancer in a cancer cluster around a church-owned industrial plant.

    When the cases piled up, they did like Jesus woukd do and moved to another state. Didn’t have money for raises for years because working for the Lord, but did hire consultants to fire employees and shut the plant down.

    Keep believing us, we care, and we’re working on a cure until federal funding and charities run out of money.

    Sponsored by your friends in the petrochemical industry.

    • The_v@lemmy.world
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      Cancer is a DNA mutation. Those mutations can be hereditary, random chance, or environmentally caused.

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        The mutations can be from that list, but mostly in our current world it’s exposure to toxins.

        Another toxin is media paving over real causes and making the story monetise curing.

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      Yeah I don’t know about the veracity of the statement ‘all cancer is toxin exposure’ you got a source to back that claim up?

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      As a society we are choosing to have industry that creates cancers. If we chose to stop doing that, maybe instead we could spend our time appreciating the beauty of each beetle.