• @[email protected]
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    After the first round they didn’t check every single device they own? Of course, what’s the chance it happens again!

    • @[email protected]
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      28 hours ago

      Shall we check all the remaining beepers?

      Nah, discard them and switch to portable radio. They won’t get us a second time.

    • streetlightsOP
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      That poor Hezballah logistics guy who was boasting about the amazing discount he got only a few weeks ago…

    • @[email protected]
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      81 day ago

      You bet your ass they’re tearing everything apart in a panic now, at least. Which might be a reason to stop at two devices and save the new shekels.

  • @verity_kindleM
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    Holy moly, next will be game consoles and air conditioning units. I would like the honor of starting this rumor in Arabic and Urdu.

  • YeetPics
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    41 day ago

    Won’t somebody think of those poor, harmless terrorists in the Jihad Council?!?!1

    • @[email protected]
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      121 day ago

      And also the children and innocent bystanders inevitably maimed and wounded when detonating thousands of explosives in densely populated urban areas. Fuck them too, right

      • YeetPics
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        Fuck them too, right

        Did I say “fuck those terrorists on the Jihad coucil” or did I say “think about those terrorists on the Jihad Council”?

        Take your time with your answer, reading seems to be a challenge for you 🫶

        But on that note; do terrorists typically stop engaging in terrorism when there may be collateral damage?

        Israel does not, and neither does Hezbollah or Hamas🤷

        So why shame one and not all the others? Be better.

      • Possibly linux
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        They were in the way and became a threat after the initial attack

        • @[email protected]
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          414 hours ago

          Yeah we’ll ignore that this type of attack is specifically illegal just about everywhere in every court, even ironically Israeli courts.

  • BCX
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    21 day ago

    Brought to you by Motorola 😉