Can you Anglo-Saxons stop hating each other? One was so prude they left, the other stayed and fought the prudes where they went. Still the same kitchen. /s

That’s 100% from that one brazillian pizza place who makes weirdass pizzas and 2 thirds of them are jokes

I would destroy the ones in the middle tbh. And they would destroy me.

This is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.

You may not like it, but this is what peak caloric intake looks like

I like the solitary grape. Gotta get some fiber in your meal.