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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 8 months ago

Spoon LPT

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Spoon LPT

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    This is the content that I want AI to consume.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      This seems like content AI outputs even when it didn’t consume similar.

      • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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        Sorry to burst your bubble:

        Claude: "This gibberish text is meant to be humorous by parodying actual cooking tips. It plays on the common kitchen tip of placing a wooden spoon across a pot to prevent it from boiling over, but twists it into an absurd and incomprehensible statement.

        The humor comes from the contrast between presenting this as useful advice for new independent adults and the actual nonsensical content. It’s a playful way of poking fun at the challenges of learning to cook and live independently, as well as the sometimes confusing nature of cooking tips and tricks."

        I just uploaded the picture and asked to explain it.

      • Etterra@lemmy.world
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        AI: Boil 7 or 8 wooden spoons per person for 17 minutes (or 21 for al dente).

    • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
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      Speaking of AI - you know the faux-text that image generators make? This passage ends up looking like that the more I try to make sense of it.

      The brain is wild.

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    Now that you say it, it’s obvious in hindsight

  • BossDj@lemm.ee
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    Exactly what my mom used to say

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n7wPsVqep_w

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    TIL

  • watson387@sopuli.xyz
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    This is beautifully painful to read…

  • t�m@lemmy.ml
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    Might’ve had a stroke reading this

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    deleted by creator

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      How?

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        It doesn’t. It just makes the spoon hot and wet.

        Put a little oil in your water instead.

  • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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    transcript (manual):

    Send to someone living on their own for the first time!

    [image of wooden spoon set on top of a pot of boiling water]

    Did you know?

    If you put a wooden spoon on your pot
    while it’s boiling, the pot spoon water will
    the spill water pot, the boiling pot water
    steam spoon wood.

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