• ladicius@lemmy.world
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      He tried to intimidate the ruzzki minister of defense and made pootin angry with that.

      Lesson was/still is: Don’t make psychopathic killers angry, they know only one outlet for their feelings.

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      Long story short he committed suicide.

      Short story a little longer he marched a private army towards Moscow, was a little too successful, took a vacation to Belarus, returned to Moscow for some insane reason, plane exploded when he was leaving.

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        It’s the same kind of suicide which your death was ruled in the Wild West when you “opened fire from a distance with a pistol on someone with a gun”.

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    He’s definitely got OP magic abilities. And a huge harem. Its a romcom under the pretenses of a fantasy adventure, 100%.

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        *Prigozhin wakes up in world #3*

        I got exploded in a private jet, mercd by a slime, and woke up in another world

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          Unfortunately for him, world #3 is always a demon/tentacle/monster yaoi world. #2 is the only MC is OP harem leader until world #7, which is just after monster tamer world and nobody can die there, you only get knocked unconscious.

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    Red hot iron pineapples and inability to die? TM Iowahawk 2006