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nukeM to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish · 8 months ago

BREAKING: Hezbollah announces the appointment of Jev Khen Al-Prigo as its new leader.

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BREAKING: Hezbollah announces the appointment of Jev Khen Al-Prigo as its new leader.

nukeM to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish · 8 months ago
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https://x.com/sadepiippu/status/1840139559775895768

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    Dress uniform photo would have worked better

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      If Sacha Baron Cohen marches on Moscow I promise to use his picture next time

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      Yevgeny Prigozhin

      Jev Khen Al-Prigo

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      It’s Pringles

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        I still don’t get it. Is Pringles a nickname for a specific person?

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          I added a link for ya 😘

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            deleted by creator

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              Too beautiful for this world

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                Precious cinnamon roll.

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              “Yes” 🙂‍↔️

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              He died in a plane bombing.

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    If they appoint Netanyahu as leader, then what?

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