• Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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        2 months ago

        I usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.

    • Sc00ter@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      So uh… the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table… Am I poor or an alcoholic?

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        2 months ago

        For starters, you don’t own a very fancy coffee table.

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          2 months ago

          Sorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table

        • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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          2 months ago

          Doesn’t matter if you’re sober, or even a man. It’s wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it’s more wise to listen them.