Metal Bork
Daddy
Whatever the fuck it tells you to call it
Might as well call it Terminator it will show a remarkable amount of self awareness once we willingly bring Skynet online.
Hellhound of course
Heckin murder pupper
As a fan of spawning unimaginable horrors of man’s twisted minds to be employed in the furtherance of defending democracy against authoritarians and theocratic fascists, I approve of whatever the hell this thing is.
Providing it’s us using them. If it’s Russia, China, or Iran making them then clearly they’re a crime against humanity and we must invade immediately to prevent this evil from being unleashed upon the world.
Sir.
Scratchy. For those itches you just can’t get any other way.
I’m gonna be fucken pissed in twenty years when those things are police units and one of them shoots me
Just make sure to always be white.
Actually, if those automatic sensors on doors and paper towel dispensers and sinks have anything to do with it, the darker your skin the more likely you are to be completely ignored by them.
I’m native American with tan skin and sometimes I’ll stand in front of those fucking sinks waving my hands like a fucking idiot for three full seconds before I can get the water to turn on whereas my pasty ass coworker can walk in front of the God damn things and they just start spraying like 14 year olds at an R Kelly concert.
How have I never seen this show? That was hilarious
And wealthy.
I can literally see the future of warfare. From humans with guns, to robots with guns, then finally international battlebot competitions. History always repeats itself.
We were promised Neuromancer and instead we got Robot Jox.
Maybe we can just skip to the robot Olympics and try to save the future of the robot species before they get embedded with by habits.
Its always wise to be on their good side. That’s why I started up a Pro-robot rights Super PAC. I believe they have the right to abort code and shut down with dignity.
That’s the kind of forward thinking we need. I’ve just been saying please and thank you to them. I’m not sure how, but we need to vote you in charge of future human robot relations.
May Roko’s Basilisk Spare Us All
When will it be time? Time for them to take my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow?
Dragon
The Cyberdyne Systems Model 4 or CSM-4.
Death: Destroyer of worlds
BASED
