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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 7 个月前

Anons are not happy with their names

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Anons are not happy with their names

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 7 个月前
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  • atlas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    they’re not Anons anymore since we now know their names

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      Yes I’m sure those aren’t at all made up.

  • sicarius@lemmy.world
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    That is how you spell pheonix and I don’t care what the Oxford English dictionary or anyone else says.

    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      Shut up Fenix

      • Manzas@lemdro.id
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        7 个月前

        That’s just misspelled cat food

        • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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          sheds a single protoss tear

          • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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            7 个月前

            Now I need a Fenix Down

    • Birch
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      7 个月前

      Shut up Dan Le Sac

      • sicarius@lemmy.world
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        I think it was the wordsmith Scroobius pip that wrote that lyric

        • Birch
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          Ah, I only know the song, didn’t know which of the two wrote it

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    Thurman is short for Turd Ferguson

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      heh. Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson, it’s a funny name.

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    Is your name Thurman?.. Thurman Merman?.. Jesus.

  • BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org
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    The Thurman is easy to shorten, at least nowadays. Just add a thick drawl to the ‘Thur’ and say, “but everybody calls me Thor,” and roll your eyes a bit. They’ll laugh, tease you about it a bit because you got named after a comic book character, and then you won’t be known as Thurman.

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    I’m well aware that Thor did not originate in comic books. Thank you for reading my TED Sp(ew)Ed.

    • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
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      Thursday is Thor’s Day. Just say your name is Thur and a day of the week is named after you.

    • TheSlad
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      I knew a Thor in highschool. I think his name was actually Anthor? I could be wrong. Knew his brother also, named Mordecai. They had a lot more sibling I never learned their names. They were an…interesting family.

    • Sc00ter@lemm.ee
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      A kid in my kids class went by Thor… short for Thorafin

  • MeDuViNoX
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    I work with a Furman, like not even a furry. (As far as I know.)

    Maybe you could shorten Thurman to Thurry?

    • [email protected]
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      thurry

      I’m getting an image of cold tomato soup with hair in it.

  • dwindling7373@feddit.it
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    Can’t they just, adopt the correct version of their name?

    I have a friend with a very arcaic name and most people don’t know what we call him is not his real name.

    • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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      People don’t realize that this has always been the case. I learned my wife’s grandpa’s real name at his funeral.

      • JokeDeity@lemm.eeBannedBanned from community
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        My grandpa had the middle name Adolph, named after his father’s first name. They both changed their names to Allen in America. 😂 And no, they weren’t fond of Nazis.

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    When I was much younger, my gf and I joked about naming an unwanted child to punish them (in reality, we’d get an abortion). We decided Paisley was the best bad name. But I think Thurman’s parents hated them even more.

  • nifty@lemmy.world
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    Just have a middle name

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Groidel

      • unknown1234_5@kbin.earth
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        Thurman Groidel Cosby

  • Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
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    One chance at life? Wait till these jokers learn about Reincarnation

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Phoenix is a cool name, tho. Even if it’s spelled wrong.

  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    Hey Thur

    • Shortstack@reddthat.com
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      That’s just Mike Tyson calling someone sir

  • I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.place
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    Though I’m not gonna say my name here, I could respond to that thread.

  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    harry Truman

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