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      7 days ago

      for many years, I went blessedly unaware of who this random fuckjack was, knowing only: 1) ambiently knowing the name, 2) that I ambiently know the name (these two things together are usually a decent heuristic for me to not bother digging)

      and then I got jumpscared by a full-scale mrbeast standee in a shop some months back

      may I soon be able to forget about this fuckjack once again

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          7 days ago

          I got a handful of paragraphs into reading that and then realized I definitely don’t want to read that tonight

          def fuck that guy tho

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        6 days ago

        All you need to know is that his real name is Jimmy Donaldson and he’s exactly the type of person you expect to be named Jimmy Donaldson.

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          6 days ago

          I’ll be honest, that name gives me the vibe of some somewhat good guy who got straight A’s but has worked at a sandwich shop for 10 years.

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            6 days ago

            Old Donaldson had a grift, E-I-E-I-O

            And he would often pump-and-dump, E-I-E-I-O

            With a wallet here and a wallet there, Here a pump, there a dump, everywhere pump-dump,

            Old Donaldson had a grift, E-I-E-I-O.

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            6 days ago

            that was indeed another input to the heuristics

            (post-hoc, to be honest. but it’s still fucking hilarious)