For the first time since 1938, children in Des Moines, Iowa, will go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
      40·
      2 months ago

      Because Halloween is associated with the devil and the religious wackos can’t have our children celebrating the devil.

      • borth
        20·
        2 months ago

        So by celebrating it a day early, it’s a loophole, and god can’t get mad.

          • GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world
            12·
            2 months ago

            Unless you both have a penis. Then they put you in a camp and attach electrodes to your chest and shock you while showing you porn and call it therapy.

            • BrundleFly2077
              5·
              2 months ago

              Sounds like that could go both ways. “Don’t threaten me with a good time” sort of deal.

            • glimse@lemmy.world
              2·
              2 months ago

              You ever think about how someone at those camps needs to curate that playlist? Or perhaps the owner already having the perfect gay porn playlist was the inspiration for the camp…

      • SuzyQ
        4·
        2 months ago

        Yeah… It’s weird to wrap your head around. Didn’t have a special night down in the southern bible belt but they do here in the midwest.