• Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      Because Halloween is associated with the devil and the religious wackos can’t have our children celebrating the devil.

      • borth
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        7 hours ago

        So by celebrating it a day early, it’s a loophole, and god can’t get mad.

          • GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world
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            Unless you both have a penis. Then they put you in a camp and attach electrodes to your chest and shock you while showing you porn and call it therapy.

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              Sounds like that could go both ways. “Don’t threaten me with a good time” sort of deal.

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        Yeah… It’s weird to wrap your head around. Didn’t have a special night down in the southern bible belt but they do here in the midwest.