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  • undercrust@lemmy.ca
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    Ah, a billionaire finally doing the most useful thing they’ll have ever done; feeding worms and creating compost.

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      I don’t disagree, but unfortunately without the people seizing his assets, his death just created one or more other billionaires in his place, depending on who inherits.

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      Unfortunately human beings are usually embalmed so his compost would be contaminated with formaldehyde. This guy specifically is probably also going into some kind of vault, so the wormies will go hungry.

      I have a big problem with the funeral industry 🙃 I told my kids to bury me on property, claim my skull to keep on the mantle, and keep cashing my social security as long as possible.

      Anyway even in death billionaires are worthless and toxic, the world would be better off without them.

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    Marcus said in a 2022 interview with the Financial Times that he was “worried about capitalism” and that because of what he called the spread of “socialism” in America, “nobody works. Nobody gives a damn. ‘Just give it to me. Send me money. I don’t want to work — I’m too lazy, I’m too fat, I’m too stupid.’”

    “We used to have free speech here. We don’t have it,” Marcus told the newspaper. “The woke people have taken over the world.

    🦀🦀🦀 RIPBOZO 🦀🦀🦀

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    They’ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

    Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters

    Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires

    BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

    Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

    Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters

    Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

    Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles

    Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication

    Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation

    Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors

    Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors

    Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers

    Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers

    Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers

    Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2_snSkpULQ

      It’s a friend it’s a companion and it gets rid of your travelers checks, heart break (Christ you don’t know the meaning of heart break) gives you an erection wins the election, jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes Prizes PRIZES, takes weight off bust midriff hip chin, finds you a job, it is a job, don’t be caught with your drawers down, dontbecaughtwithyourdrawersdown, step right up!