raid.

“Lo, see ye her, all gleamin’ in her plate, like some manner of queen, sittin’ high in her gilded carriage, thinkin’ herself bettr’ than us 'cause of her fine metal and steed of silver.”

Hope she Lays on Hands me

Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?

I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I’ll show her my wand of magic missile.

Make sure the pageboys are still around, cause getting in that mail is gonna be a team effort.

Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.

Seems like a good knight out.

Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.

Pledge fealty and marry her immediately

Drive to Constantinople, to party like it’s 1204

I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins… I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.

Finally I could say “m’lady” without shame.

Going on a quest? Fuck yeah