• Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    Man, the marines already ate the crayons, you know the infantry will just huff away all the scented markers. Then we will need to propose a new budget for things like pencils, and that means running the bidding process to design the pencils, produce the raw materials, make the pencils, ship them…

    New, rule, markers are for non-infantry only.

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      16 days ago

      New, rule, markers are for non-infantry only.

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      16 days ago

      How the fuck are the Marines supposed to paint rocks without them? Arbitrary and cruel!

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        15 days ago

        Listen, had you not eaten the crayons, and had the Army infantry not inhaled everything with chemical fumes, we could have nice things, like painted rocks. Until then, maybe we can compromise with a monitored use system.

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          15 days ago

          That doesn’t work at the post laundromat, it sure as shit isn’t going to prevent one of them from sticking a marker up his nose and breaking it off inside his sinus. FLORES.