The U.S. Department of Justice will ask a judge to force Alphabet Inc.'s Google to sell off its Chrome browser, Bloomberg reported on Monday.

Note: Original report by Bloomberg, article by Reuters proxied by Neuters to bypass paywall.

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldEnglish
    973·
    1 month ago

    Google is such a good company, one the best. Everybody says it. I was just talking to John Google the other day, and he tells me, no really he did, he tells me we’re going to do amazing things together. Oogles of googles. That’s what we’ll sell. Everybody will know about google by this time next year. It’s true.

    • ayyyEnglish
      21·
      1 month ago

      You forgot the unrelated rant in the middle about toasters being too dark these days or some shit.

      • Echo Dot@feddit.ukEnglish
        9·
        1 month ago

        He also didn’t say his name three times in 10 seconds. Then sort of fade off and vaguely look off into the distance.

        They said to me Donald, Donald, they said Donald, they do amazing things, real bigly things, my father, my father, said to me Donald, they do big things Google land. Really good things… Yeah… Big things…

      • xor@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
        5·
        1 month ago

        And a series of words that sounds kinda like a complex sentence when you listen to it, but actually means nothing whatsoever

        And he says to me… a very smart guy, Mark, he’s really doing… he’s really got to show… when he does things he really does them, you know, like he really does, very impressive, very modern