• Voroxpete
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    1 month ago

    Holy crap, why are these MTG memes always made by people who don’t play MTG?

    First off, that card background isn’t used for artifacts, unless they’re artifact creatures. This isn’t an artifact creature, but for some reason has an empty stat box in the bottom corner. No casting cost, so you can’t cast it. No effects, so it does nothing. Fucking useless.

    Try this: Fix the card border, keep the artifact type, and change the body text to “Suspend 6 - 2[R]. [Card Name] enters play with 12 charge counters. Remove one charge counter - Destroy target permanent.” That’ll let you blow a lot of shit up once you’re finally allowed to use it.

    OK, rant done.