Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours agoCrabsslrpnk.netimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1501arrow-down11
arrow-up1500arrow-down1imageCrabsslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareenkerslinkfedilinkarrow-up54·11 hours agoImagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 hours agoPlot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat
minus-squareDrDystopia@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 hours agoInstead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·11 hours agoThat’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
minus-squarefour@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 hours agoThis gives us time to become crabs before they come
Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
“Babe wait, I can change!”
Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat
Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
This gives us time to become crabs before they come