• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    2 months ago

    Jeez. All you mean people.

    I’d take the pink pill and help people with intestinal blockages and stuff.

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      2 months ago

      Why not both? Help the constipated AND make the world’s worst people shit themselves on live TV…

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        2 months ago

        So it’s like having a Death Note but the only method of death is shitting themselves? I’m down.

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          2 months ago

          How about protect your friends and family from a predator?

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            2 months ago

            I’m not going to play this game. It’s the same game people play with me when I say I don’t want to own a gun.

            I have never been in such a situation, so I have no idea what I would do. As it is, my large, mean dog would make it unlikely.

            Just accept that not everyone shares your violent fantasies.

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      2 months ago

      That’s the best answer.

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      I feel you’ve got a good personal reason behind it that most don’t. I haven’t seen anything from you about your health recently, so I hope you’re doing great, and that the move to the UK goes swell!

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          2 months ago

          Sidebar:

          I can only assume Ms. Squid has finished your sweater…

          What’s the status on my Penguin sweater?

          No rush, of course 😅