The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前We're monsterslemmy.worldimagemessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up11.57Karrow-down123
arrow-up11.55Karrow-down1imageWe're monsterslemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前message-square84fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 年前The scientists first enlarged the snail, but when the snail was too large to make love to his snail wife or hug his snail children without crushing them, he decided to sue. That is until he suddenly got amnesia somehow.
minus-squareTheRealLingalinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 年前But that means he has a giant snail dick too! Shouldn’t his snail wife be happy?
minus-squareTheRealLingalinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean!
The scientists first enlarged the snail, but when the snail was too large to make love to his snail wife or hug his snail children without crushing them, he decided to sue. That is until he suddenly got amnesia somehow.
But that means he has a giant snail dick too! Shouldn’t his snail wife be happy?
It’s too big.
It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean!