• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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    1 day ago

    “I just wanted a rich ‘trophy husband’, now people are calling me ‘first lady’, the CIA and FBI are raiding my houses, these three thugs have to follow me wherever I go…”

    “That Elon guy is single, right…?”

    • taladar
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      23 hours ago

      Elon Musk seems like the kind of husband that would set the world record for artificially aging his wife based on being annoying to constantly have in your life.

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        16 hours ago

        I still don’t understand how he bagged Grimes…
        Oh no wait : infinite money!