Justas🇱🇹 to People Twitter · 1 month ago"once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"imagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1216arrow-down113
arrow-up1203arrow-down1image"once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"Justas🇱🇹 to People Twitter · 1 month agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down1·edit-21 month agoI thought we all agreed up until 29 years 364 days it’s babe and after that it’s milf
minus-squareaberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·1 month agoThis implies the existence of the rare 29-year-old leap milf
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tealinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoImagine the rule 34 on that one. You better bet fans are going to want proof…
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month ago“Leap milf” is just an alternative definition for a cougar
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹OPlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 month agoWasn’t there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don’t actually have any children?
minus-squareoptionallinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 month agoI can ease your mind, it’s only 38%. https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html?m=1
minus-squaretaladarlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agohttps://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html It was a headline on a German satire site once.
minus-squareBronzebeard@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoWoman needs to be old enough for her kids’ friends to think she’s hot to be a milf.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoSo, for some women, that might be as early as 25
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 month agoI figured it was that she just needs to have kids. As long as she’s a mom and somebody wants to fuck her, right?
minus-squareBronzebeard@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoYou don’t need a special categorization for a hot twenty something. Her having procreated or not.
minus-squareinv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoIf one is over 30 and doesn’t have children are they still a milf by default?
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoNo, they have chosen the Cougar skill path.
I thought we all agreed up until 29 years 364 days it’s babe and after that it’s milf
This implies the existence of the rare 29-year-old leap milf
Imagine the rule 34 on that one. You better bet fans are going to want proof…
“Leap milf” is just an alternative definition for a cougar
Wasn’t there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don’t actually have any children?
I can ease your mind, it’s only 38%. https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html?m=1
https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html It was a headline on a German satire site once.
Oh nein, I ate die Zwiebel!
Woman needs to be old enough for her kids’ friends to think she’s hot to be a milf.
So, for some women, that might be as early as 25
Do I hear a banjo?
I figured it was that she just needs to have kids. As long as she’s a mom and somebody wants to fuck her, right?
You don’t need a special categorization for a hot twenty something. Her having procreated or not.
If one is over 30 and doesn’t have children are they still a milf by default?
No, they have chosen the Cougar skill path.
still milf, M for Mature