I heard he had a rib removed but still couldnt suck it, so he had a rat penis extension added on and now he can put it in his mouth if he moves his curly locks out of the way
I heard even after the extension he was only sucking on a pube
the embarrassment killed him…
F
Community notes: fake, Androids have no need to autofellatio.
It was trying to plug its power output plug into one of its power input sockets to get “free electricity”.
Question: How can a mouth on the head of a penis suck itself?
Did he recently become locked in the back of his stretch limo?
It’s penises all the way down.
You gotta so some thinking with portals.
He’s got the budget t solve this dilemma and you know this.
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Oh gosh I made a faux pas.
So we are allowed to misgender cis people now?
Nah, you’re right. Even for the misinformation joke.
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Damn you OP, I instantly went to check if he was actually dead and now I’m disappointed.
Community note: it’s true, he’s just pulling a Herman Cain.
It’s my elementary school gym teacher.
No, he died trying to suck your penis
Nah dude, you’re thinkin of Trevor Moore.
That’s the guy who died having anal sex with a horse.
Mr hands!!!
Go fuck yourself doll licker
Weird Al-ass haircut
You just gonna compliment the guy like that?
Oh sorry. That was meant to be neutral. I would never do Al dirty like that
All is forgiven, but next time go with “Kenny G.”
Poor Kenny G, by all accounts he’s a cool dude.
Carrot Top is available
Mfer looks like Logan Paul cosplaying weird Al.
He looks like a female school principal from the 80s whos not angry,shes disappointed.
Complains about feminine energy while looking like a middle aged woman.
He looks like a Jessica, no offense to other Jessicas.
I knew a Jessica with the same hair, only blonde
What color is the hair in that photo?
His dick was in his mouth?
Balls resting on his lips.
He made it, hunhh?
Why’s he starting to look like the Beast when he turns human?
Bro tried to become a real boy and instead got red pilled. Tragic.
