🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 1 month agoAnon becomes a shrimp farmerimagemessage-square82fedilinkarrow-up1410arrow-down110file-text
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minus-squareBlackout@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up55·1 month agoI tried the same thing with veal farming but little baby cows can’t swim so good :|
minus-squareCorkyskoglinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-21 month agoNow I am just imagining someone breeding cows to get some kind of aquatic cow species. Which would also make a great band name.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoLike a tough porkchop soaked in swamp water. Those damn aquatic speed bumps aren’t even good for eatin’.
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I tried the same thing with veal farming but little baby cows can’t swim so good :|
Give em a few generations, they’ll learn.
Now I am just imagining someone breeding cows to get some kind of aquatic cow species. Which would also make a great band name.
You mean manatees?
I wonder how manatee tastes…
Like a tough porkchop soaked in swamp water. Those damn aquatic speed bumps aren’t even good for eatin’.
Fishy steak
edit: CONJECTURE!
You monster!
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