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minus-squareryedaftlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up70arrow-down1·17 hours agoDying of thirst because someone botched an update that was automatically pushed overnight.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 hours agoDying of thirst because Musk never bothered to have someone update his product’s TIME_T to 64-bit.
minus-squarecron@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up38·16 hours ago Under rare circumstances, the update from last night could lead to death. Luckily, it only affected 3.14% of our users, causing only a minor dent in our revenues.
minus-squareBudgetBanditlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·13 hours agoFunnily enough, 3.4% is the mortality of COVID.
minus-squarecron@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up9·12 hours agoDidn’t notice, i just entered the first digits of π
minus-squareCypher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 hours agoAvoid any unexpected temporary features by subscribing to the delayed update service betanomore today!
minus-squarePasta Dentallinkfedilinkarrow-up27·edit-215 hours agoWhen my company provided neuralink with crowdstrike installed crashes and forces me to sleep so I and half the country can’t work the next day
minus-squaredanc4498@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 hours agoNot hearing these news stories because the owners of all media are billionaires that are in cahoots with each other.
Dying of thirst because someone botched an update that was automatically pushed overnight.
Dying of thirst because Musk never bothered to have someone update his product’s TIME_T to 64-bit.
Funnily enough, 3.4% is the mortality of COVID.
Didn’t notice, i just entered the first digits of π
Avoid any unexpected temporary features by subscribing to the delayed update service betanomore today!
When my company provided neuralink with crowdstrike installed crashes and forces me to sleep so I and half the country can’t work the next day
Not hearing these news stories because the owners of all media are billionaires that are in cahoots with each other.