Two of the world’s most high-profile technology billionaires - Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg - have agreed to fight each other in a cage match.

  • @taladar
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    378 months ago

    Two man-children enter, nobody leaves?

    • @Oni_eyes
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      298 months ago

      Two man-children enter, the doors are locked, and the building is buried.

      Long live humanity.

    • @Hamon_Rye
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      558 months ago

      Their parents didn’t show them enough affection at a critical developmental stage.

      • Varwin
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        88 months ago

        This is both a hilarious quip and probably very accurate

  • kate
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    278 months ago

    Did I accidentally click on a satire site that looks like the BBC??

    • @PorkTaco
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      158 months ago

      I feel like reality has become a satire of itself at this point.

      • @Mutelogic
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        48 months ago

        Writers at The Onion have never had a harder time…

  • @Faendol
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    258 months ago

    Okay I’m convinced, we live in a simulation. No way this isn’t alien reality tv.

  • Livornese
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    248 months ago

    What the hell, I thought this was satire. Is this… not the onion?

    • Pietson
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      118 months ago

      if you read the article it’s just some joke tweets that bbc decided to make up a misleading title about.

  • @PorkTaco
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    208 months ago

    What a time to be alive.

    • drhoopoe
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      188 months ago

      This whole timeline is terrible. No writer would dare submit the screenplay.

      • @[email protected]
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        68 months ago

        I don’t know, I kind of liked Guns Akimbo. If it wasn’t being pitched as a documentary, I’d probably take a risk on it.

  • @drascus
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    208 months ago

    Yes lets put the ultra rich in the Colosseum and have them fight for our entertainment.

  • QuentinCallaghan
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    178 months ago

    When Zucc gets enough damage, will the fight’s second phase have him activate all the hidden cyborg gizmos?

  • @[email protected]
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    168 months ago

    So Zuck’s response of “Send Me Location” is an MMA meme from this, looks like BBC missed that though lol. My guess is that we won’t see a billionaire cage match any time soon, which is probably a good thing because I think it would be like the McGregor v Mayweather fight where we all just leave sad to have watched it.

  • @little_hoarse
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    158 months ago

    This is literally a money making scheme and no one else can convince me otherwise

  • Xerø
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    158 months ago

    Here’s hoping that they both perish from inoperable brain aneurysms brought on by blunt force trauma.