• shalafi@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Did that shit exactly once. Nail went between my toes, barely knicked me. Yeah, never fucking around again.

    And then there was the time I went Looney Tunes with a rake. Stumbling around, stunned and bleeding, hit it again. Yeah, had me in stitches.

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    6 hours ago

    Ends with him getting nailed in the ass, the fake and gay just writes itself

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      3 hours ago

      Oh that unlocked a memory.

      I used to work on a construction site and everyone wore steel toed boots, anyway one time it was very cold and some guy decided to lick the toe of his boot to see if it would stick to his tongue. It did.

      They were always a pain for being cold I remember. In a hot country they’d probably burn your toes. There’s a reason most people don’t wear metal shoes.

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        2 hours ago

        the steel toe is usually underneath the leather/fabric… what kind of cartoon-ass boots you guys wearing?

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          This was back in the '90s so I don’t really remember the details and I wasn’t actually there to witness it, just the aftermath. I assume the boot leather just wore down.

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        Around here temperature varies from under -30c to over +30c depending on what season it is and construction workers still wear them every work day.