Wizarding_Lizarding to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoGet ya every timeimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1740arrow-down114
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minus-squarelengau@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 month agoWell yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoNow, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoThird - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoIf we are ever invaded by monkeys with balloons, I am ready to serve.
Well yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Third - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.
If we are ever invaded by monkeys with balloons, I am ready to serve.